Ill have a diet!
So i read another persons rant about fat people, and i had my own little story that made me laugh. i went to burger king a few days ago, and the fat man in front of me orders a double whopper with extra cheese, a large fries, and some chicken tenders. then his daughter (who is fat also) orders a whopper with cheese, fries, and mozzarella sticks. and the dad proceeds to say " you cant have both, you need to lose some weight, chose one or the other, and you have to have a diet pop..." so the girl gets the mozzarella sticks, and a large diet. and the dad gets a large diet. WTF is that?if your family is fat and trying to lose weight, you shouldnt be at burger king in the first place. and helping your child lose weight means healthy food like salads, fruits and veggies, not making her chose between deep fried potatoes, and deep fried cheese. and getting a diet is fucking terrible! maybe its because you like the taste, but if youre trying to lose weight why the hell do you need a LARGE? a small should do just fine. how about some water? If youre trying to cut back on your junk intake stop eating at burger king and mcdonalds fat ass. and yes im staring at you because i cant believe you let yourself get that fat, and if its a thyroid condition or some shit, why are you adding to it and eating at fucking BURGER KING? eat a damn salad.
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That joke about how.."And then they order a DIET... It doesn't make any sense!!" is really really old.
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Holy Christ! Didn't someone do that joke in the 80's?
I had no idea Dane Cook posts here!
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So what if its old, its still funny guyse
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^ Shut up, Dane.
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Its a fucking burger and a fat guy. Get over it.
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I'd have ordered the double furburger, thighs, and a poke, with a Cherry bendover and my change in nipples.
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Wtf 6? and yes Dane Cook did an AWESOME joke about that.
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^ Yeah, and so did Roseanne Barr. And Ellen Degeneres . And Paul Riser. And just about every damned comic in the eighties. Dame Cook is a fucking hack. He is to comedy what cover bands are to rock music.
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I think its funny when a fat person orders all this fattening food and then a diet soda. I used to be a waiter and laughed at someone one time on accident lets say it affected my tip LOL but it was worth it to get the laugh out of my system.
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Ever think they prefer the taste of diet coke?
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It's a scientific fact that you can't prefer the taste of diet soda.
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A scientific fact? What the hell are you talking about? Diet soda tastes different than regular soda. I prefer diet Coke over regular Coke becuase I think regular Coke tastes like shit. I'm sure many fat people have the same opinion. It has nothing to do with going on a diet or saving calories.
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That joke about how.."And then they order a DIET... It doesn't make any sense!!" is really really old.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Holy Christ! Didn't someone do that joke in the 80's?I had no idea Dane Cook posts here!
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So what if its old, its still funny guysePosted 3 months ago | Report
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^ Shut up, Dane.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Its a fucking burger and a fat guy. Get over it.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I'd have ordered the double furburger, thighs, and a poke, with a Cherry bendover and my change in nipples.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Wtf 6? and yes Dane Cook did an AWESOME joke about that.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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^ Yeah, and so did Roseanne Barr. And Ellen Degeneres . And Paul Riser. And just about every damned comic in the eighties. Dame Cook is a fucking hack. He is to comedy what cover bands are to rock music.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I think its funny when a fat person orders all this fattening food and then a diet soda. I used to be a waiter and laughed at someone one time on accident lets say it affected my tip LOL but it was worth it to get the laugh out of my system.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Ever think they prefer the taste of diet coke?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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It's a scientific fact that you can't prefer the taste of diet soda.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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A scientific fact? What the hell are you talking about? Diet soda tastes different than regular soda. I prefer diet Coke over regular Coke becuase I think regular Coke tastes like shit. I'm sure many fat people have the same opinion. It has nothing to do with going on a diet or saving calories.Posted 1 month ago | Report
