Dubya Is Scared Shitless
Did you watch Bush's speech tonight? I did, and let me tell you, I cannot remember Mr. Gas and Oil Party Imadowhateverthefuckiwantnbecausemyrichdaddyhasmybackever being scared on international TV.
So scared was he that he didn't mention any of his usual "power of prayer, children, troops, freedom, democracy, fuck you America I'm el dictator support our troops" bullshit. Nope, this good old boy from Texas was too fucking scared to do anything but say in a long winded fashion "PLEASE SUPPORT MY BAILOUT PLAN, PLEASE! I'M DESPERATE NOT TO GO DOWN AS THE BIGGEST FUCKUP OF A WORLD LEADER YET!"
I have heard jokes comparing Hiter to Bush, while being "the same shit, different asshole." In all fairness and fact, Hitler brought Germany out of what is still likely the worst depression this world has ever seen. I cannot remember any other nation literally burning their money because it was worth more as fuel for fire. Bush on the other hand has had everything handed to him and has helped bring not just America, but the whole world into The Great Depression 2.0 with his self righteous "war on everything, freedom and democracy blah blah blah for oil" bullshit.
Now I would just like to say that I am an American and voted for Bush twice because he was a better pick than the other fucktards running, although I can assure you I never thought very highly of him in the first place. *cue the worthless trash that ran the USA into the ground saying "If you don't like America then get the fuck out! We'd be better off without you."
To those people, I would just like to say that I truly wish I could magically pick up myself and every American that has legitimate gripes with this country and move us to our own new country. In less than a year you would all be doing all you could to get into our country since it was our creed that fucking founded the USA and kept it alive in the first place. Just try checking up on the history: read Silence Dogood and the work of Jefferson and others. Look at the portraits even! Washington, Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin have sad faces in their surviving portraits and given their accounts at how fucking ignorant the vast majority of our countrymen were even in their day, it is clear why. Send an American to beat the shit of ignorant trash not worthy of being called Americans. HAHAHAHAHAAH. BURN IN THE FIRES FUELED BY YOUR GREEDY DEPENDENCY ON PETROLEUM!
"Oh say can you see, I don't give a shit as long I can fill up my SUV, by the dawn's early light, I don't give a shite, I'm an American so I'm automatically right......"
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I love how in the wake of Chimpo's latest blunder, McCain decides to suspend his campaign in order to fix the economy. Yeah, sure. Not because you're clueless and old. Naah. My God, could these idiots screw up any MORE?
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So you voted for this guy, TWICE, but hate him this much?
You're more retarded than Bush is (if that is possible).
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Gotta hand it to OP - actually admitted to voting for a moron twice. What balls he has.
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^ everyone makes mistakes, if you learn from them is what makes a difference
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^By learning, do you mean voting for the same idiot 4 years later?
Or by learning, do you mean following the rest of the herd in the most recent media frenzy?
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I think we're screwed no matter what. The Minnow has already run aground, it makes no difference whether you like The Skipper or Gilligan the best. (Where's the Professor when you need him?)
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Psssst..... The professor is the black dude.
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I didn't vote for him the first time... But i will give you a pass... We couldn't know how stupid he was. you should NEVER have done it the second time though. you kinda set yourself up for this by voting for him.
i did love the song at the end, though.
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Thanks bush. Just like youer a hole father you really screwed up the country. anotther war, another recession! And thanks you dumb ass republicans for voting in this a hole .
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But if they didn't vote him in, we wouldn't have anybody to blame for everything. What fun would that be?
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#6 and #7, please correct me if I'm wrong, but if the fucking professor was so goddamn smart, why couldn't he get them off that island?
As such, I find your metaphor extremely apt and accurate in this case.
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^ I always wondered that myself. Actually, if I'd been the Professor, I would have concocted a scheme where everyone EXCEPT the two hot chicks died from a mysterious "tropical ailment." Then I'd be grabbing some coconuts...
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Blow them up with a coconut time bomb
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Dubya was born without an asshole, so he's always been shitless, but full of it.
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Another canadian heard from
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I love how in the wake of Chimpo's latest blunder, McCain decides to suspend his campaign in order to fix the economy. Yeah, sure. Not because you're clueless and old. Naah. My God, could these idiots screw up any MORE?Posted 2 months ago | Report
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So you voted for this guy, TWICE, but hate him this much?You're more retarded than Bush is (if that is possible).
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Gotta hand it to OP - actually admitted to voting for a moron twice. What balls he has.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ everyone makes mistakes, if you learn from them is what makes a differencePosted 2 months ago | Report
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^By learning, do you mean voting for the same idiot 4 years later? Or by learning, do you mean following the rest of the herd in the most recent media frenzy?
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I think we're screwed no matter what. The Minnow has already run aground, it makes no difference whether you like The Skipper or Gilligan the best. (Where's the Professor when you need him?)Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Psssst..... The professor is the black dude.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I didn't vote for him the first time... But i will give you a pass... We couldn't know how stupid he was. you should NEVER have done it the second time though. you kinda set yourself up for this by voting for him. i did love the song at the end, though.
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Thanks bush. Just like youer a hole father you really screwed up the country. anotther war, another recession! And thanks you dumb ass republicans for voting in this a hole .Posted 2 months ago | Report
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But if they didn't vote him in, we wouldn't have anybody to blame for everything. What fun would that be?Posted 2 months ago | Report
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#6 and #7, please correct me if I'm wrong, but if the fucking professor was so goddamn smart, why couldn't he get them off that island? As such, I find your metaphor extremely apt and accurate in this case.
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^ I always wondered that myself. Actually, if I'd been the Professor, I would have concocted a scheme where everyone EXCEPT the two hot chicks died from a mysterious "tropical ailment." Then I'd be grabbing some coconuts...Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Blow them up with a coconut time bombPosted 2 months ago | Report
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Dubya was born without an asshole, so he's always been shitless, but full of it.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Another canadian heard fromPosted 1 month ago | Report
