Asshole Parents
Would you please, please, please control your little crotchfruits? Is that too much to ask? Is it too much to stop them from repeatedly kicking the person in front of them? Is it too much to stop them from throwing things around? Can you be a little less lazy? I don't let my kids act like this, why should you? Damned selfish people who think the world revolves around them and don't give a shit about the people near them. These kids need a spanking and the parents a punch in the throat. Jackasses.Rating:5.00
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Amen, brother!
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Haha, crotchfruits, i'm using that =]
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OP, I love you.
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I freaking hate that too! people just let their kids do whateverrrrrr they want and annoy the shit out of civilized adults. running in front your grocery cart (and then you obviously get the dirty look for nearly running the little bastards over), screaming and crying in a restaurant (and the parents just keep chatting with each other like nothing is wrong)....
and i love 'crotchfruits.' how accurate.
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Crotchfruits ftw
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YES! I know what you mean brother.
And the kicking thing.. Wtf?! What ever happened to child rearing? Do you not discipline your kids anymore?
I've an even better idea. Stop squirting out crotchfruits people! How many god-damned children do we need? The world is overpopulated as it is. Thin the fricken herd ferchrissakes!
Is it so important to spread YOUR genes? Adopt a crotchfruit, there are plenty that need homes. Who are you to think that your shallow end of the gene pool is contributing so much to the world anyway?!
Jesus F-ing H. Christ! Get your tubes tied you inconsiderate f@cking narcissistic a-holes!
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Amen #6!!!
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You can't whoop your kids in the stores like I used to get whooped. I remember getting tore off the bone for actin' a fool with my mama in the store. Shit it was even worse when I was with my Nanny. She don't play at all... It's sad that kids don't know how to act in public. I'd even ask to whoop peoples kids if I could.. That would be fun.
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The parents need to grow the fuck up. Look, they aren't your friends, they are your children. And I really don't give a flying fuck if you think that "allowing them to express themselves" is healthy. I swear to God, next time I see one of these snot nosed little assholes barge into my shopping cart and seeing yet another "parent" shrug their shoulders as if to say kids will be kids, you're going to eat my foot via your ass.
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#8, how about whoopin' the parents' asses? That would be better, and get you into far less trouble.
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All kids need to be disciplined and if the parents don't then they should be punished along with he kids.
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When parents are disciplining their children someone needs to come in and discipline that parents.
I've always said that a good public spanking of the parents would probably make them keep a closer eye on their children's behavior.
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Thank you #3, I love you back.
Insofar as this was my first post, I held back and didn't consider the lifeforms that stand in the middle of aisles in stores blocking everyone from getting through and the low-rent bastards who walk down the middle of the aisles in parking lots, too.
The temptation to run them over has been nearly overwhelming at times.
Granted, these "problems" are nothing compared to what other people deal with, but I'm wishing for a polite-utopia. And a pony.
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Probably get the pony first.
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Well 14, it's like my wise grandfather always told me.
"You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled up first."
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Amen, brother!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Haha, crotchfruits, i'm using that =]Posted 2 months ago | Report
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OP, I love you.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I freaking hate that too! people just let their kids do whateverrrrrr they want and annoy the shit out of civilized adults. running in front your grocery cart (and then you obviously get the dirty look for nearly running the little bastards over), screaming and crying in a restaurant (and the parents just keep chatting with each other like nothing is wrong)....and i love 'crotchfruits.' how accurate.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Crotchfruits ftwPosted 2 months ago | Report
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YES! I know what you mean brother. And the kicking thing.. Wtf?! What ever happened to child rearing? Do you not discipline your kids anymore?
I've an even better idea. Stop squirting out crotchfruits people! How many god-damned children do we need? The world is overpopulated as it is. Thin the fricken herd ferchrissakes!
Is it so important to spread YOUR genes? Adopt a crotchfruit, there are plenty that need homes. Who are you to think that your shallow end of the gene pool is contributing so much to the world anyway?!
Jesus F-ing H. Christ! Get your tubes tied you inconsiderate f@cking narcissistic a-holes!
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Amen #6!!!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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You can't whoop your kids in the stores like I used to get whooped. I remember getting tore off the bone for actin' a fool with my mama in the store. Shit it was even worse when I was with my Nanny. She don't play at all... It's sad that kids don't know how to act in public. I'd even ask to whoop peoples kids if I could.. That would be fun.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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The parents need to grow the fuck up. Look, they aren't your friends, they are your children. And I really don't give a flying fuck if you think that "allowing them to express themselves" is healthy. I swear to God, next time I see one of these snot nosed little assholes barge into my shopping cart and seeing yet another "parent" shrug their shoulders as if to say kids will be kids, you're going to eat my foot via your ass.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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#8, how about whoopin' the parents' asses? That would be better, and get you into far less trouble.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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All kids need to be disciplined and if the parents don't then they should be punished along with he kids.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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When parents are disciplining their children someone needs to come in and discipline that parents.I've always said that a good public spanking of the parents would probably make them keep a closer eye on their children's behavior.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Thank you #3, I love you back.Insofar as this was my first post, I held back and didn't consider the lifeforms that stand in the middle of aisles in stores blocking everyone from getting through and the low-rent bastards who walk down the middle of the aisles in parking lots, too.
The temptation to run them over has been nearly overwhelming at times.
Granted, these "problems" are nothing compared to what other people deal with, but I'm wishing for a polite-utopia. And a pony.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Probably get the pony first.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Well 14, it's like my wise grandfather always told me. "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled up first."
Posted 1 month ago | Report
