Me America!!!!

Me no like people make fun of me!!!!!! Gllllaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Me get angry and smash!!!!!! Blllleeaaaarrrgghhhh!!! Me wave flag and put sticker on car and support troop!!!!!!!! fart. Me no like anyone who disagree. Me call them liberlal.. Liber.... Hippie!!! Blaaaaeeeerrrggghhh!!! Me hate Canada because they smart!!!!!!!! Me hate Britain and France because they have brain I don't have! Bllleleeaaaarrrggghhhh! Me no want black president because me afraid of payback!!! Bleeecccchhhhaaaeeerrggghhh!!!! fart.

Me think that me still superpower and me relev..... Rela.... Important!!!!! Blllleeeaaarrrggghhhhh!!! Me no care about anything but me!!!! Gllllaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!

Me put entire planet into finan.... Fin.. Cash problem!!!! Me want shiny truck!!!!!!!!! Where shiny truck? Toby Keith tell me I need one!! Me yell at other countries about God!!! Me not see that Jesus freaks take over White House and make country suck!!! Me too busy buying things to care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Me so angry, if me could get off couch to scooter, me shoot you!!!! Fart.


Rating:4.43


Comments

  • 1
    Hahahaha.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 2
    The sand nigger - camel washer is spewing his broken english again ....... Praise allah and strap bombs to your children, perfect one....

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 3
    #2, do you watch shows like Family Guy or The Simpsons? Because if you do, this is basically the script.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 4
    Me agree with number two!!!!!!!! Bllleaaarrrgggghhhh!! He stupid like me!!!!!!!!!!! Gllllaaaarrrrggggghhhh!!!1 fart.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 5
    That's the International image of the average American these days... to a tee.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 6
    #3, not at all because of exactly what you said, discovery and science are my favs, but i never miss ghosthunters....

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 7
    Please OP tell us what perfect country you are from so we can all follow your lead and be more like you. (maybe #2 is correct though, and you are to ashamed to admit it)

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 8
    And this is why the rest of us are ashamed of our country. Thanks, Middle America.

    I need to move to the EU.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 9
    I thought Fat Bastard was a Scot!

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 10
    #8, no one is stopping you. Get the fuck out!

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 11
    #8 = douchebag, leave, you will not be missed (your own fukin' family probably hates you)

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 12
    #11, actually my family also hates middle America because you're all stupid fat cunts ruining our world, so STFU.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 13
    Good ! Welcome to my blog!

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 14
    This should be THE top rated post.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 15
    Me from America!!! BBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! You not know how read????!!!!!!!! fart.

    Me angry!!!!!!!! Me make rude comment now about other country!!!!!!!! GGGGGLLLAAAARRRRGGGHHHGHGHGHHGH!

    Me hate Borat country for make me look dumb!!!!!!!!! You all fags!!! BBBBBBLLLLLLELELELELEEEAAARRRRGGGGGHGH!!! fart.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report


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