Special Drivers?!
People seem to be under the delusion that they’re somehow SUPERIOR - because they back in to a parking spot - wasting both time and gas. Not to mention usually making other people wait, till they ge it "Just Right"!Is it like too much work to simply check your rear-view and driver's side mirror when you exit in a 'normal' fashion -- like the rest of us? And does your shrink know that you’re so bloody ANAL? (Bet your fam damily does) Does that straighten out the kink in your ginch? Wow. Aren’t You Just SO Special.
I'ma gonna key your stupid car next time! Precious EEJIT!
Rating:2.00
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Dude, chill.
Next time you`ll be posting rants about special oreo eaters.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Shut up douchebag, if this is all you have to bitch about, you have it pretty good. (for an asshole)
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Assholes making us wait for THEM to back in?? Four tries ain't good enough? Yeah, we've watched you. Who started this bullshit in the first place??
And excuse the rest of us for not rating high enough on the "Observing and Commenting On Stupid Activities" meter. Bet it takes you FIVE tries to park your stupid ass. And yeah - you're gettin' keyed too ----
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^probably takes your homo boyfriend only one try to park his dick in your ass, DOUCHEBAG
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What a looser pea brain!
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" - wasting both time and gas. Not to mention usually making other people wait, till they ge it "Just Right"! " ???? WTF???
How does it take any more time or gas to back IN to the spot than it does to back OUT? of the spot.
A skilled driver who knows how to drive their vehicle doesn't have to "make other people wait till they get it "Just Right" " A can see your point about anal people who go back and forth trying to get the spot right, but I don't think that is the main reason for your rant. I think you hate people who back into a space because after seeing someone back in , you decided it would be a good idea, you tried it and it took you something like 5 attempts to get in the space.
Just because you have difficulty backing up a vehicle, doesn't mean everyone does.
You probably can't parallel park either, can you? Manual transmissions probably make you a little nervous, too.
Despite all this you are probably blissfully unaware of your own lack of driving skill. You think " I've got this" as you bumble down the road attempting to multitask WAY beyond your own capabilites. No need to actually be in control of your car or aware of your surroundings. All you need to do is put the little lever in "D", hold down the gas and hope you avoid hitting something or someone while you attempt to text, eat, and shave your junk, all while you should be driving.
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^ easy #6, op's boyfriend probably shaves his junk
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Thanks for nothing but your futile diatribe #6. SOME of us actually DO know how to drive - SAFELY - and dont need any tips from the likes of you.
When exactly did it become fashionable to be ANAL??
I'm in - I'm out. I don't have to demonstrate to the rest of the parking lot gang that my reverse is superior to theirs.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Hey, those who back in are much better than the self-important dickwads that take up two fucking spaces so their precious Beemer doesn't get dinged. Those are douches in need of a good key job.
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#9 - Don't actually beat 'em by much, but yeah. And they will (get keyed)
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^ keying their car, can't you come up with something a little better, (super glue just loves door locks and door seals)
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^ Hey dipshit, a paint job costs a helluva lot more than a locksmith. Especially on a $50,000.00 car.
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^well, dipshit, 2 things, first you can drive a keyed car, glue up all the locks and you're not going anywhere, second by the time you get into the car, replace all the locks and door seals, (yes they will need replaced) you will be coming close to the price of a paint job. thanks for your moronic irrelevant post. think before you type
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Keys --> Free
Keys ---> HANDY!
Assholes --> PLENTY!!
And no on-site CSI teams ---
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Just run over the damn curb and shut the fuck up!!!!
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Dude, chill.Next time you`ll be posting rants about special oreo eaters.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Shut up douchebag, if this is all you have to bitch about, you have it pretty good. (for an asshole)Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Assholes making us wait for THEM to back in?? Four tries ain't good enough? Yeah, we've watched you. Who started this bullshit in the first place??And excuse the rest of us for not rating high enough on the "Observing and Commenting On Stupid Activities" meter. Bet it takes you FIVE tries to park your stupid ass. And yeah - you're gettin' keyed too ----
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^probably takes your homo boyfriend only one try to park his dick in your ass, DOUCHEBAGPosted 1 month ago | Report
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What a looser pea brain!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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" - wasting both time and gas. Not to mention usually making other people wait, till they ge it "Just Right"! " ???? WTF???How does it take any more time or gas to back IN to the spot than it does to back OUT? of the spot.
A skilled driver who knows how to drive their vehicle doesn't have to "make other people wait till they get it "Just Right" " A can see your point about anal people who go back and forth trying to get the spot right, but I don't think that is the main reason for your rant. I think you hate people who back into a space because after seeing someone back in , you decided it would be a good idea, you tried it and it took you something like 5 attempts to get in the space.
Just because you have difficulty backing up a vehicle, doesn't mean everyone does.
You probably can't parallel park either, can you? Manual transmissions probably make you a little nervous, too.
Despite all this you are probably blissfully unaware of your own lack of driving skill. You think " I've got this" as you bumble down the road attempting to multitask WAY beyond your own capabilites. No need to actually be in control of your car or aware of your surroundings. All you need to do is put the little lever in "D", hold down the gas and hope you avoid hitting something or someone while you attempt to text, eat, and shave your junk, all while you should be driving.
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^ easy #6, op's boyfriend probably shaves his junkPosted 1 month ago | Report
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Thanks for nothing but your futile diatribe #6. SOME of us actually DO know how to drive - SAFELY - and dont need any tips from the likes of you.When exactly did it become fashionable to be ANAL??
I'm in - I'm out. I don't have to demonstrate to the rest of the parking lot gang that my reverse is superior to theirs.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Hey, those who back in are much better than the self-important dickwads that take up two fucking spaces so their precious Beemer doesn't get dinged. Those are douches in need of a good key job.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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#9 - Don't actually beat 'em by much, but yeah. And they will (get keyed)Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ keying their car, can't you come up with something a little better, (super glue just loves door locks and door seals)Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ Hey dipshit, a paint job costs a helluva lot more than a locksmith. Especially on a $50,000.00 car.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^well, dipshit, 2 things, first you can drive a keyed car, glue up all the locks and you're not going anywhere, second by the time you get into the car, replace all the locks and door seals, (yes they will need replaced) you will be coming close to the price of a paint job. thanks for your moronic irrelevant post. think before you typePosted 1 month ago | Report
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Keys --> FreeKeys ---> HANDY!
Assholes --> PLENTY!!
And no on-site CSI teams ---
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Just run over the damn curb and shut the fuck up!!!!Posted 1 month ago | Report
