Fuck the admin
Fuck the admin. Seriously dude, what is your deal?You go through the trouble of making a section on the left side of the page that lists the most popular and top rated rants, but that is bullshit. My "I hate Canadians" rant is clearly the most popular post on ventibate, with more posts than any other rant, and it has only been posted for two weeks. My "Fuck the Brits" rant is fast gaining in popularity, and yet neither of these rants is in the most popular. This is obviously the biggest fraud perpetrated on the american people in my lifetime. I have ignited the international pangs of nationalism. From different continents, and countries, I have stirred emotions.
All I ask is that my accomplishments be acknowledged. I want to be named the greatest ventibator of all time. I want a coronation.
I want a ribbon, and a medal. I want my dinner for free. I want a tshirt and a keychain. I want a sundae, and I want it now. What, are you going to mail me a fucking sundae?
In short, I am the king of ventibate. Oh yeah, and fuck canada
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1Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!
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2You're just pissed because Sir Ventalot has two in front of you on the popular list. I like his posts better than yours but as I recall at least one of your country bashing posts was at the top of the list a week or so ago.
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3An award for the most ignorant ventibator is definitely due.
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4We only give t-shirts and other valuable prizes to Ventibate VIP members that sign their posts but here's your free ice cream sundae. www.ventibate.com
The Admin
P.S. FYI for anyone that is interested, the Most Popular and Top Rated categories are based on stats from the previous 7 days only.
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5@ admin. perhaps you shouldn't call it Top Rated then.
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6"@ admin. perhaps you shouldn't call it Top Rated then."
Why not? They're the currently top rated posts based on stats from the previous 7 days. If we did all time top rated, the list would probably never change much and we'd have a stagnant list of very old posts that had received a lot of votes.
The individual post pages on this site get a lot of search engine traffic. For example, the 'No free wifi at Starbucks' and McDonald's Happy Meals' pages are getting slammed with Google search traffic right now. That's why they are at the top of the list. Since they're getting a lot of traffic, they're also getting a lot of votes and in theory, if we didn't limit the stats to what occurred during the last 7 days, those posts could be at the top of the lists for a very long time. Also, the longer a post is on the list, the more traffic it gets, which would also lead to a stagnant list.
The Admin
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7Like I said, the award for most ignorant ventibator...
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8^ shut the fuck up. If you would like to discuss your worthless country, direct that at the appropriate thread. In the unfortunate event that I have neglected to disparage your country, let me know, and I will correct my oversight. Your hateful venom does not need to be on every board. Direct it to the appropriate place.
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9so aside from stirring nationalistic emothions, I have aroused the ventibate community towards my goal. I am god
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10What, no thank you for the free ice cream sundae?
The Admin
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11MMMMM Canada makes the best sundaes.
Have a ice cream sundae on Canada.
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12thanks for the sundae. canada sucks. I just dont see how my rant that is averaging 20 comments a week is not as popular as rants that dont even have ten comments. But the sundae is appreciated. Im going to stuff it up the ass of a canadian
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13I'm not sure what part of this is so hard for you to grasp but neither the Popular nor the Top Rated lists are based on how many comments a vent gets. Popular is based on views and Top Rated is based on a combination of how many people vote and the score. Obviously you're only a legend in your own mind but keep trying, you're bound to make it sooner or later.
The Admin
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14you are goddamn right I am a legend. 66 comments in three weeks. I am the lord of the ventibate. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence
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15^ you sir are a tool
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